Enjoy a Potpourri of ...
'Clever, dry, and very human.' — Jan T
'Refreshing humour.' — M. Painter
'Made me chuckle more than once.' — Rosie
'Smart humour with a twist.' — E. Sullivan
'Funny, very different.' — P. Wong
'Great storyteller.' — I. P. Knightly
'Shakespeare, didn't expect that.' — Les T
'Subtle humour, no foul language!' — Chris L
'Unique humour' — D. Hughes
'Connected with the audience from the get-go.' — K.M.
'Great memory recall!' — K. Knight
'Humorous and encouraging.' — Pete
'A fun time for all. Thank you!' — Kathy
'The people are talking ...'
Enlarge Your Vocabulary
We’re quite chuffed at the success of the podcast —
Enlarge Your Vocabulary’s popularity is 100% organic. No marketing has ever been used to build awareness.
It still surprises us how far the podcast has spread — 80+ countries and counting! Listeners tell us they keep coming back for the interesting content, Floydius-Maximus’s warm delivery, and his dry, knowing humour.
Contact Sue (a real person, not an AI)
Hi, I’m Sue — Floyd’s PA.
If you’d like to check his availability, discuss booking details, or simply find out more about his performances, just pop me an email. I’ll be happy to help with any inquiries you have.
Looking forward to hearing from you!
– Sue
PS. Floyd is based in New Zealand
Sophisticated humour
Wry observations on life
Adventures into curious and forgotten words
Palm reading (uncannily accurate… most times)
Poetry - (Billy Shakespeare & Bush poetry)
Memorable quotes and classic passages
Hilarious, true-to-life anecdotes
Engaging audience participation
The Yarn Spinner is the perfect anecdotist
for your function or special occasion.
For over 32 years, Floyd's gathered tales from around
the globe — some true, some suspiciously polished —
always with the charm of a true raconteur!
The Original Yarn Spinner – Since 1886
F L O Y D I U S - M A X I M U S
Every show is a tapestry of the
unexpected: quicksilver quips, sly turns
of phrase, and well timed humour!
Pssst... Did you know Floydius-Maximus hosts a popular podcast
that has thousands of downloads in 80+ countries?
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